They conduct themselves poorly in public.
They are totally unable to predict when they’re about to pass out.
They have absolutely no coordination.
There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.
They often fall asleep on or near toilets.
They shouldn’t be trusted around heavy equipment.
They have no sense of shame.
And they often fall asleep with their shoes on.
They don’t know when to stop drinking.
They constantly misjudge their strength and coordination.
They’re terrible at judging distances.
They’re obsessed with finding something to eat…
…but they often don’t make it that far.
They’re constantly hurting themselves.
They draw on others’ faces when they pass out.
They’re not good around pools.
They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.
Things go wrong around them for no apparent reason.
They have no shame about being seen without pants on.
Are you a parent who could use a good laugh about all the crazy things kids do?
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