Kids Are Pretty Much Just Super Drunk

Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

 They conduct themselves poorly in public.

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They are totally unable to predict when they’re about to pass out.

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They have absolutely no coordination.

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There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.

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 They often fall asleep on or near toilets.

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They shouldn’t be trusted around heavy equipment.

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They have no sense of shame.

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 And they often fall asleep with their shoes on.

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They don’t know when to stop drinking.

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They constantly misjudge their strength and coordination.

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They’re terrible at judging distances.

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 They’re obsessed with finding something to eat…

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 …but they often don’t make it that far.

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 They’re constantly hurting themselves.

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They draw on others’ faces when they pass out.

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They’re not good around pools.

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They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.

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Things go wrong around them for no apparent reason.

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They have no shame about being seen without pants on.

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Are you a parent who could use a good laugh about all the crazy things kids do?