22 Insane Sex Related Queries You Have To See To Believe

1. This man lost interest in his wife, and found the missing spark... in a goat.

2. Maybe he should be worried about pregnancy issues.

3. A microwaved banana, must be an IIN graduate.

4. Heat of the moment, he says. Hope he got his period the following month.

5. The wife likes a bit of role reversal. That's fine, as long as he takes the lingerie off before going to work.

6. How big, and in what angle should a vagina be for something to accidentally fall in it?

7. You know what's disturbing? This couple could be anywhere preparing your next cup of tea. 

8. The cheapest face cream ever!

9. Ever been unsure of your partner? Try a penicure!

10. 40 strokes does make a difference, especially when you're so used to number crunching.

11. This guy is a master thief for not getting caught for 15 years!

12. Some people just want to be God.

13. What? Where did people hear that from?

14. First things first, he's not talking about his friend. He's talking about himself. More importantly, why did he not think of wiping it off?

15. If only there was an ejaculation test in the Olympic games.

16. You have to give brownie points for imagination here.

17. Remember when we would try to outsmart the teacher in school?

18. That escalated quickly.

19. Some questions are better left unasked. 

20. Okay, so eating and sleeping are out of the window here because, masturbation. Secondly, wifey has a lot of stamina.

21. Epic answer.

22. A bonus of dingbats.

DING!